Monday, March 22, 2010

Spoof Ads

The three major spoofs I wanted to do is: Wal-Mart, Windows(software), and Myspace.

Wal-Mart:

Wal-Mart is one of the biggest industries in the world and I hate everything they stand for. They really do have some of the lowest prices out there, on everything! That is their main down fall as well. Americans are becoming so lazy that they can just go to one store and get what ever they want now. It is companies like this that are influencing Americans into thinking it s ok to be lazy and over weight. I went into my Wal-Mart at home and there was a heavier women going to get one of those scooter to ride around in rather than to walk to get the tons of food she is going to buy. With her was her eight-year-old daughter, who was over weight as well. As her mother went and got a scooter her daughter was mad at her. So her mom told her daughter to grab a scooter as well and ride around in too. And that isn’t the biggest thing wrong with Wal-Mart. Small towns are being destroyed because of the rates and everything Wal-Mart can provide. Sooner or later their well be in small towns left, something needs to be down to set some sort of limit on these major industries that are slowly talking over.

Windows:

I am a Mac user and have been since I can remember. Windows is a major company that just makes me laugh. They have been making the same mistakes over and over again it has been pretty funny to watch. Windows started out how much better than they are than Mac’s. How better, faster and bigger they are, only their speed quickly back fired and computers stopped working. Then they came out with some sort of solid product, only to quickly go out and try to make a bigger and better thing like Vista. And yet again crash and burn it did. Finally they do something right with the brand new Windows 7, they I was on for a couple of minutes and it was like I knew this software from somewhere before. That’s right the new windows 7 took many cool looking features from Macintosh and but them to their own use. So thank you Windows for proving Apples is and will always be better.

Myspace:

Mypace is the biggest load of shit out there. If I can go on and become a stalker and have everyone be ok with it is just the worst I have ever heard. To me the people on Myspace are worse. Most of the people on it are just asking for something to go wrong, or for someone to do something so I am pretty sure that this whole this is just one big epic fail that should just cut their loses and try again.

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